The Skinny Switch VS Weight Watchers

I've been successful with Weight Watchers twice. The first time, I did it only on-line. The second time I couldn't get motivated on-line, so I decided to attend the meetings.  I lost about 25-30 pounds each time. I actually kept the weight off each time for about 2 years.

So, what brings me here today? FOOD, you moron. My love of FOOD!!! I paid no attention to my weight, I broke all my morning's resolutions by lunch time, I ate all the food I ever wanted to eat, never weighed myself, pretended I was skinny... And, here I am at 182. WTF?? 182??? Are you kidding me?

Anyway, no matter what I do, Weight Watchers isn't doing it for me anymore. I love the program. Will always speak highly of it. I guess I'm just bored with it now. I need more.

Then, a few days ago, I saw an infomercial for The Skinny Switch. Sounds fantastic! Sign me up! Turn my switch on and get me skinny! Well, not so fast. It's $156 for 6 months. Guess what? Don't sign me up. How do you like that?

So, today, I decided to take my dog for a "run." Who am I kidding? It was a liesurely stroll. But, in any event, a run in my mind. So, while "running", I decided to turn my own switch on. Why not flip my own switch?? I'll do it all by myself.

So, here's the plan. I'm going to eat light for 2 days in a row. By light I mean low fat and low carbs. Because of all my Weight Watcher experience, I can figure that out. Then, I'm going to eat a bit more on the 3rd day so that my body doesn't figure out what I'm doing. Tricky tricky. Your body needs to be kept on its toes. 

Anyway, there you go. There's my great plan for weight loss. I'm a genius, aren't I? And, oh yeah, I'll keep going for runs with my dog. He seemed pretty happy about it. At least that makes one of us.

Until then, I'll keep being chubby in a good way...