So, on this week's cover of US Magazine there is a picture of Jessica Simpson in her matronly jeans and leopard print belts. We've all seen the picture by now. Even Obama was asked about it by Matt Lauer. Can you believe that? Anyway, she supposedly has let herself go and become this big, fat cow. Are you kidding me? She looks great. I wish I were fat like that. But this whole thing about Jessica gaining weight isn't what makes me mad.
What makes me mad is this: Inside the same magazine, same issue, there is a picture of Jack Black playing on the beach with his wife. He is fatter than ever before. His stomack looks like he is 9 months pregnant with triplets. It's pretty disgusting (this coming from a Jack Black fan.) So, I quickly read the caption underneath the picture, anticipating the funny or poignant thing they're going to say about his weight. And do you know what they said?? NOTHING!! Not one word. Not one single reference to a gut the size of the globe! He's a fat ass and if Jessica Simpson is called out for her weight, he needs to be called out for his!
What a two-faced, double standard society we live in. Men grow old gracefully and look distinguished. We get fat and wrinkly. How pathetic!!
Because of this, you need to become a fan of Fernando Botero. Google his name and appreciate his art. He is a fan of Big, Beautiful Women. God bless this guy! We need a lot more just like him!
I'm going to try to get a figure more like Jessica Simpson's and less like Jack Black's. Until then, I'll keep being chubby in a good way...
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